MEP'S SEC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the SEC (ESSS-EEEE-SEEE):

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/UVA

Florida (4th on my rooting totem pole, sorry Wuerffel but its tough to move up on that list)
South Carolina (Spurrier!)
LSU (The HAT!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK

Kentucky (cause seriously)
Mississippi State (Cow Bells!)

BEAT EVERYONE SEC BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Missouri (Not a huge fan)
Vanderbilt (Maybe the new coach is cool?)
Ole Miss (Hotty Toddy God Almighty!)
Texas A&M (Residual Johnny love!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

Auburn (War Damn Eagle)
Arkansas (Fuck Bielama)
Alabama (Roll Damn Tide)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME 

Georgia (Eat Shit UGA)
Tennesseee (Fuck Fulmer)