MEP'S AAC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the AAC:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

SMU (Pony Up!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK

UConn (hah)
Memphis (yikes)
Tulane (Green Wave!)

BEAT EVERYONE BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

ECU (Purple Pirates!)
Tulsa (Golden Hurricane Showers)
Temple (nah)
Houston (Passing awesomeness)
UCF (eh)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN 

USF (not a fan)
Cincinnati (not a fan of Tubberville)

MEP'S ACC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the ACC:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU

UVa (dont tell my boss)
Miami Fla (THAAAAAAAAAA U!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK 

Wake Forest (sure why not)
Duke (wait they dont suck anymore?)

BEAT EVERYONE ACC BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Louisville (Petrino is back!)
Syracuse (nah)
Clemson (DABO!)
Ga Tech (triple option!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

NC State (barf)
UNC (screw them)
Pitt (ugh)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME 

FSU (Free Shoes U)
BC (fuck you)
VT (Chokies)

MEP'S Big 12 Rooting Ranks

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the Big 12:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

Oklahoma State (Go Pokes!)
West Virginia (West By God Virginia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo)
Texas Tech (AIR RAID!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY YOU SUCK

Kansas (Charlie!)

BEAT EVERYONE Big 12 BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Iowa State (cause of nickel pitchers)
Baylor (Waco Bears man)
Kansas State (we all miss Collin Klein)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN 

Oklahoma (no thanks)
Texas (no dice)
TCU (fuuuuuck them)

MEP'S C-USA Rooting Ranks

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the C-USA:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY 

UAB (sure)
Old Dominion (ok this won't happen)
FAU (cause of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opYcK6NV724)
FIU (lmao)
MTSU (Blue Raider Nation!)
North Texas (MEAN GREEN!)
UTSA (hah)
UTEP (Anal Miners)

BEAT EVERYONE C-USA BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

WKY (WiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKY)
Marshall (we are Marshall brought me back from hating them as MAC foes)
Rice (cause of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Yd8g1kV3Y)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN

La Tech (screw them)
So Miss (screw them)

MEP'S Independent Rooting Ranks

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the Independent:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING NIU in a meaningless game

Notre Dame (Go Irish! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBoAaP_KWuY)

BEAT EVERYONE Independent BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Army (beat Navy!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN

BYU (silly annoying Mormons)
Navy (go Army!)

MEP'S MAC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the MAC:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND (unless its a meaningless game for ND)

NIU (Huskie nation stand up!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK 

UMass (cause seriously)
Buffalo (should be back to their 3-9 ways soon)
EMU (celebrate the state and win one of these games now)

BEAT EVERYONE MAC BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Ball State (happy Wenning is gone)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

Ohio (hard to hate them as much since we beat them)
Kent State (hard to hate since we beat them for a MAC title/Orange Bowl...ouch)
CMU (barf)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME

BG (fuck you, 2003 & 2013 both hurt)
Miami Ohio (2010 still stings)
Akron (2006 still stings, fuck you Hansboro twins)
WMU (fuck you PJ)
Toledo (fuck fuck fuck you)

MEP'S MWC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the MWC:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

SDSU (for Blaisdell)

Hawai'i (Colt! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOi-dtYInE)
Boise State (Smurf Turfers!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK 

New Mexico (Bob Davie, lmao)

BEAT EVERYONE MWC BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

SJST (will miss you David Fales...wait he's a Bear!)
Nevada (the Pistol!)
Colorado State (miss you Bradlee Van Pelt, the BVP!)
Utah State (Chuckie Keeton!)
Wyoming (will miss Brett Smith)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN

Fresno State (screw them)
UNLV (cause of Riley Carter & Guider in NCAA)
AFA (ND rival)

MEP'S Pac-12 Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the Pac-12:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

Cal (for my boy Chris Deniz)
Washington (for my boy Tommy O)
Washington State (for Sawyer...go Cougs!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK

Colorado (man I miss when the Buffs were good)

BEAT EVERYONE B1G BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Oregon State (will they lose to another 1-AA)
Oregon (fun fun fun to watch)
UCLA (just always beat $C at least)
Utah (not a fan)
Arizona (Go Rich Rod!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

Stanford (ND rival)

Arizona State (screw Todd Graham)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME 

U$C (fuck them)

MEP'S SEC Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the SEC (ESSS-EEEE-SEEE):

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/UVA

Florida (4th on my rooting totem pole, sorry Wuerffel but its tough to move up on that list)
South Carolina (Spurrier!)
LSU (The HAT!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK

Kentucky (cause seriously)
Mississippi State (Cow Bells!)

BEAT EVERYONE SEC BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

Missouri (Not a huge fan)
Vanderbilt (Maybe the new coach is cool?)
Ole Miss (Hotty Toddy God Almighty!)
Texas A&M (Residual Johnny love!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

Auburn (War Damn Eagle)
Arkansas (Fuck Bielama)
Alabama (Roll Damn Tide)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME 

Georgia (Eat Shit UGA)
Tennesseee (Fuck Fulmer)

MEP'S Sun Belt Rooting Ranks!

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the Sun Belt:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

Appalachian State (cause of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOF6-GScIGo)
Arkansas State (Ark Staters!)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY

Georgia Southern (sure)
Georgia State (Why)
Idaho (lmao)
New Mexico State (Aggies!)
South Alabama (Soooooooooo Bama)
Texas State (yikes)
ULL (Cajuns!)
UL Monroe (On The River)
Troy (hahaha Silicon Valley Bowl)

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MEP'S #B1G Rooting Ranks

Here are the MEP'S ranking of rooting interest for the B1G:

HOPE YOU WIN UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYING ND/NIU/FLORIDA/UVA

Illinois (home state)

Nebraska (for B Thorsen)

SURE WIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU SUCK AND THAT MEANS A BETTER B1G TEAM GETS A LOSS

Indiana (too crappy to be a threat)

Rutgers (Chop Wood we miss you)

Minnesota (KILL MACHINE)

BEAT EVERYONE B1G BUT DONT GO UNDEFEATED/MAKE THE FINAL 4

tOSU (Go Urban!)

DO NOT WANT YOU TO WIN UNLESS ITS VS ANYONE IN THE HATE HATE HATE CATEGORY BELOW

MSU (Sorry Vujea)

NW (Screw them)

Purdon't (Screw them)

Wisconsin (Screw them)

HATE HATE HATE HOPE YOU LOSE EVERY GAME 

Meechigan (F THEM #HokeamaniaForever)

10wa (F THEM)

Fairyland (F THEM)

Penn State (Cause they are cool with boys being raped they wont move off this list anytime soon)